Luggage Labels (2 for a quid)

Never lose those important items of luggage again with these handy, writable labels from our store of goodies. Useful for just about everything and anything.

We've not gone MAD - just a single coin of the realm secures you 2, yes 2 of these delighful items - why not use them one for each foot, then when you keel over at the BBQ security know where to send you - aren't we thoughful

(there is another version of that joke - something to do with writing 'L' and 'R' on the labels for the left and right foot, and then something about a shop called C & A and an item of underwear but we can't go into that any further as you might be viewing this before 9pm)